You Are Made of Ivory and Gold

UK: Your television shows are the reason for 95% of my tears so screw you. Jk i love you let me join you my bags are packed i can probably swim over. Thanks for all 12 of your lovely actors with their wonderful cheekbones.
Ireland: "WE ARE NOT THE FREAKING UK OK?" Also, guiness beer and Liam Neeson
Italy: Pasta. Bread. Cheese. Wine. Pope. A lot of spitting while talking and hand gestures.
France: Oui. Food to die for. Everyone is thin. Has no inhabitians about the human body. Oh and also hates my country.
Germany: Needs to calm down. But also is apparently really nice. I'm getting mixed signals.
Central and South America: Thanks to my Spanish 2/3 teacher, I know where all of your countries are better than which of my country's states is which. Also fútbol.
Djibouti: My dad handed out goats to you. You're welcome.
Australia: God bless your wonderful actors/actresses and thanks for your adorable vicious creatures. And I'm still not over Heath's death either
New Zealand: Australia has essentially made you their Canada, I feel ya
North Korea: You can't see this anyway
South Korea: Dogs aren't as scary as you think.
China: Cease your plans of taking over America please and thank you
Switzerland: DO SOMETHING
Canada: Thanks for letting us film Supernatural and Psych up there. Maple syrup, hockey, moose, eh.
Czech Republic & Slovakia: Please get the band back together, your name was awesome
Genovia: You're fictional, I realize, but other than the Star Spangled Banner, I only know your national anthem all the way through.
Russia: I literally only know Olga's and Natasha's who have come from your country. We'll let you use the name Nancy if you want
Sierra Leone: Slow clap for the prettiest country name ever
India: My namesake, lets go ride elephants during the color festival together and wear your gorgeous clothes and be BFFs
Pluto: I know you're not on Earth but I just wanted you to know that I still believe in you.