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The curves of your lips rewrite history
I'm India, 18 yrs old and I don't believe in being ordinary. This is a good blog for you if you like Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, Orphan Black, The Tudors, comic books, Star Wars, Orange is the New Black, Phantom of the Opera, Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, New Girl, Vampire Diaries, Star Trek, Marvel, DC, and more!. Find your way to my ask box, I would love to hear from you!
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sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

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cumbercrieff:

ben-hiddle-batch:

foreverwholocked:

dorkkybatch:

The elephant in the room.

"BENEDICT, MARTIN, PULL YOUR BEST ‘SHOCKED’ FACES— OKAY BRILLIANT. ACTION!"

I laugh my ass off every time i see this cus you look at sherlock and hes super amazed and shocked 
but JOHN is like fukking catatonic like you could gently push him with your pinky finger and he’d fall over

The longer you looks at Martin’s face the funnier it gets/

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darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

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  • Mom:why is everything on the floor?
  • Me:gravity mom

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baracknobama:

its 2014 why doesn’t my hair brush itself

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thewetcloud:

quasigeostrophy:

Good grief.

This friendship is 100% drift compatible.

thewetcloud:

quasigeostrophy:

Good grief.

This friendship is 100% drift compatible.

(Source: you-are-damn-right)

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juniorband:

my biggest fear is someone asking me out as a joke like i have literally had this thought at the back of my mind since like 2nd grade and i am terrified

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striders:

egberts:

to the wonderwindow to the wonderwall

till the sweat drop down my wonderballs

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